my main hobby is napping. i sometimes am suspicious that i have no center of gravity.
i've never actually been told i look like a celebrity, but according to the internet i most closely resemble 19th century english philosopher Herbert Spencer, and AJ McLean of the backstreet boys.
(relatively fucked)
things that do not make working full-time at a movie theater better:
receiving this on a folded up paper towel. also note, this was given to my coworker to give to me, and i was told that he had a military haircut, and kept asking my age. …. (ew)