(relatively fucked)

just fyi guys,

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:18:37 -0700

i’m getting a new tumblr. i don’t think i will delete this one, since i would probably regret it later, but i need a fresh start. this past year has had its ups and downs, but overall, it’s something that i want to leave behind. i also kind of want to remove myself a bit from the internet, etc.

anyways, i’m going to pretty much only follow the people who i know personally from now on, and maybe a handful of blogs that i’ve enjoyed following over the past year. it’ll be pretty easy to figure out who i am.

;)

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:27:22 -0700

;)

also,

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 23:50:09 -0700

I checked id’s in front of the theater for bruno today (it’s basically NC-17, so we weed out all of the 15 year old mini-bro’s trying to sneak in), which is a ridiculous job because people hate and verbally abuse you.

So, this group of people came up, and i told them that i needed to see all of there id’s, and this one guy was like, LEMME SEE YOUR FUCKIN ID (keep in mind this guy was like a 6’0 twenty-something dude who was mildly drunk). Anyways, he then realized that there was a security guard and one of my male floor managers next to me, making sure that i don’t get hurt or molested or anything, so he’s all like, oh yeah i’m just kidding, it’s a line from a movie… Then the security guard is moving forward and looking menacing, and my manager is like hey man, that’s not cool, you need to move along.

Blah blah blah, i check their id’s, whatever, and it slows down, so my protection leaves me to fend for myself, etc. A little bit later, same guy comes out, presumably to go to the bathroom. I guess he’s think we’re on good terms and all buddies now, because he decides it’s a good idea to squeeze my sides as he walks out of the theater, and makes some creepy asshole comment.

I’m already creeped out at this point, so I yell after him, telling I can get him kicked out and he should keep his hands to himself. Then I complained to my coworkers, who collectively decided to “deal with the issue” later. I’m not sure what that means, but I pointed him out to them anyways.

So yeah, clearly a pretty fun day at work.

today at work i uncovered two treasures while ushing: 1) a...

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 23:32:00 -0700

today at work i uncovered two treasures while ushing: 1) a padres hat that i was afraid might have lice, so i gave it to a guy i work with as a token of my affection, and 2) this totally sweet beaded bracelet that probably belonged to a child. SCORE.

lauren

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 17:08:00 -0700

i’m going back up to berkeley around the 15th of august, which is two weeks before my classes start. i’m driving my car up, so maybe i will visit you sometime then, if you’ll have me?

work sucks, i know.

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 13:33:12 -0700

especially this weekend. the opening of bruno brings in the worst breed of movie-goers (AKA DANIELSOTO LOL!).

(ps. daniel, i couldn’t really talk because my floor manager was right there, but the theater you guys were in was the bruno opening night theater on thursday. people showed up messy drunk and belligerent. after the show there was puke all over the place, people peed and passed out and shit. it was so bad. FUCKING BRUNO FANS. THESE ARE YOUR PEOPLE.)

TEEN ANGST

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 10:43:38 -0700

TEEN ANGST

hello, you've reached the winter of our discontent.

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 10:26:16 -0700

Photo

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 10:25:56 -0700

grrrrrl crush

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 10:20:04 -0700

grrrrrl crush

yeah.

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:28:00 -0700

yeah.:

“I’m an introvert. You are a wonderful person and I like you. But now please shush.”

(via neonstreetlight)

hp M.A.S.H.

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:22:34 -0700

mofug:

soooo, i marry harry (…).

he was obvs in gryffindor and i was in hufflepufff. i wore a maroon and gold dress (for harry…) and we honeymooned in diagon alley. my favorite class in school was transfiguration, so minerva (mcgonagall) was my maid of honor. harry and i have 7 kids (just like mrs. weasley!) and we also have padfoot (the dog version of sirius???) as a pet (he is NOT dead yet for me). dumbledore’s ghost is the godfather of all of our children. pretty much.

*this is mostly for vicky.

SO J THAT YOU GUYS PLAYED WITHOUT ME. EFFFFFF WORK.

Michael Showalter’s Twitter picture makes me wanna unh double up...

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:18:51 -0700

Michael Showalter’s Twitter picture makes me wanna unh double up unh unh

(via kiamatthews)

things said to me at work, or why i come home every night not wanting to go back:

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:29:30 -0700

“yesterday he told me to clean the bathrooms, and i started crying and screaming and had to leave early. now he’s acting all weird. i don’t know what his problem is.”

uhh, i don’t even care that dan is wearing a silver suit...

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:14:00 -0700

uhh, i don’t even care that dan is wearing a silver suit with a metallic salmon dress shirt, or that rupert looks cracked out on quaaludes, i still love them. but mostly rupert.

tummy ache

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 10:27:55 -0700

i ate too much candy last night -__-

Video

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 00:54:09 -0700

alpha incipiens

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 00:39:00 -0700

alpha incipiens

common work dilemmas:

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 00:21:00 -0700

- should i try to jump eight stairs while loitering around in one of the cleaned theaters with the other bored ushers? (no)

- why not? (because sean tried thirty seconds ago, and sprained his ankle)

- is it appropriate to laugh? (maybe)

SAW TRANSFORMERS FOR FREE SUCKAS. general review: ?????

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 14:03:00 -0700

SAW TRANSFORMERS FOR FREE SUCKAS. general review: ?????